January 2011
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Happy New Years everybody!
Honestly, I thought this year was really great. It went by really quickly, but I enjoyed every minute of it. Thank you all for making me laugh and live to the fullest. I’m thankful that everyone stayed strong and healthy this year. I hope this upcoming new year is prosperous and fun :) !
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soloseven: Tired of this fucking shit. Every mother fucker on the Internet now a days wants to slap Helvetica on a fucking T shirt with some semi relative composites that sum up this generations perception of human priority. We get it, your original, just like everyone else. You like cars,…
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quina-what asked: hi jego. :)
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xoleighox3: Don’t get too loud now, guys. you might disturb the neighbors LOOL. YES.
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Twilight Books Summary
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. LOLJK you're not a vamp.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: OMG shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
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ehhrica: Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Play more games. 6. Read more books than you did in 2009. 7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 8. Sleep...
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beautifulcreationx: keepcalmandstaygold: i’m usually like reblogging just for the gif! ^ ahahh!
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jeeenks asked: Merry Christmas!
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Whenever I like a song, I never stop listening to it until I get sick of it. :3 !
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Merry Christmas ^_______^ !
I couldn’t be any more happier. :) !
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ms-cdeezy: ohitztyler: I’m crying. See you guys at my funeral. LOL
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You can use the J and K keys to scroll up and...
bywt: cottonball: -casper: J K ROLLING. WTFMINDBLOW OH MY GOD LOLWHUTT
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WatchWatch
absoluteinsanity: imacontradiction: kamran-insomniac: shayeschofield: anothersunset: randomsoliloquies: isnthelovelyy: just press play. This needs to be on my dash again. i will always laugh at this always  OMG AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!  OH GOD, LOVE. JOKESSSS *DEAD* LOOOOOOOOOOOL OH.MY.GOD.
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